Thursday, November 20, 2008

THIS JUST IN...


Actual quote from the Courier newsroom scanner.

2:57 p.m.
PARAMEDIC: She has a candy up her nose. More specifically a Strawberry Runt in her left nostril. Vitals are good. ETA is in three minutes.


Also if anyone in scanner land can decode this one, please do. Heard Thursday morning...

PARAMEDIC: Grab me a couple of lumpages and I'll meet you in the cabbage patch.

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