Sunday, May 11, 2008

How about a waffer-thin mint?


Photos by Chuck Brown
Fairmont Algonquin cooks Karin Smits, left, and Levon Kaprielian do their thing at the hotel's famous Mother's Day Brunch on Sunday, May 11.

CHUCK'S MOTHER'S DAY BRUNCH SCORECARD
I'm quite proud of today's display of intestinal fortitude at the Fairmont Algonquin in St. Andrews. Here are the dirty details about the dent I put in the buffet...

ROUND ONE (Breakfast)
* Custom-made omelet featuring ham, onion, green and red pepper, jalapenos, tomato, cheese. Oh, and eggs.
* Waffle with fruit and syrup
* Bacon
* A crepe-like sponge marinated in maple syrup
* Home fried potatoes

ROUND TWO (Lunch)
* Roast beef and a sauce the cook named and which I'll say I can't remember but the truth is I wasn't really listening because all I could focus on was how delicious that roast beef was going to be
* Caesar salad (gotta have SOME veggies)

ROUND THREE (Lunch v. 2.0)
* More roast beef
* Chicken breast
* Some sort of tasty rice dish

ROUND FOUR (Dessert)
With most of the family down for the count, it was up to me to finish this meal off with a proper treat... or four
* Pecan pie
* Strawberry mousse
* Strawberry tart
* One Nanaimo bar

NUTRITION INFORMATION: Estimated calories: Enough to feed a family of four for three days.

For the record, brunch was at 1:15 and it's now 7:40 and I STILL haven't eaten anything else.

IMPORTANT QUESTION: Does blogging about the Algonquin Brunch make it a tax write-off?

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